Alternative Episode Titles
-by The Firebirds -
The Firebirds are at it again! More wackiness spawned from the slip of a finger! Sparhawk's finger, nonetheless. So, it was opened to the whole List. and here we find the gems of the puns of the S:AAB episode titles. The thing Firebirds are best at doing. Apologies once again to people at S:AAB who thought so hard and long to title the episodes. We appreciate it! this is just our way of showing it!
The thing that started it all:
Stay with the Dead
- Stay with the Deaf
-- an original typo which spawned...
- Satay with the Dead
-- Morbid images result (a quick definition of 'satay': barbequed meat on sticks. Much like kebabs)
- Sway with the bed
-- McQueen in a hammock with the chip thingy taken out
- Stay with the Sod
-- Night out at the Tun when Nathan had a few and starts whining about Kylen.
- Stay with the Redhead
-- S:AAB/X-Files crossover. Scully finally gets tired of Mulder ditching her and chases after him in a Hammerhead
The Angriest Angel
- The Angriest Angler
-- McQueen as a fisherman looking for that elusive giant salmon
- The Hungriest Angel
-- A tale of any one of the 127th post diet phase
- Angriest Bagel
-- A bread decides to take revenge on Chiggy Von Richtofen for eating the rest of the batch
- The Tastiest Pringle
- The Grungiest Angel
-- It's Halloween and the 127th decide to dress up as punks
Farthest Man From Home
- Farthest Nan From Home
-- A Granny goes a-wandering and gets lost
- Farthest Naan From Home
-- Malaysian/Indian version of pancakes in space OR maybe the cook has been too enthusiastic about yeast again...
- Smarmiest Man From Home
-- Thats Sewell , hands down
- Fastest Man Back Home
-- A race back to Earth
Dark Side of the Sun
- Dark Side of the Son
-- The side that got sunburnt
- Dark Side of the Tun
-- The corner of the Tun Tavern that needs bulbs replaced OR the part of the Tun most visited by a certain surly but cute Lt Colonel ;D
- Dark Side of the Flan
-- When Cooper forgot to watch the oven
Who Monitors the Birds?
- Who Monitors the Firebirds?
-- No one 'coz no one can keep up!
- Who Marinates the Birds?
- Ray Putz
-- Because he is!
Wackiness personified. Blame it on the contributions of Sparhawk, Peregrine and Garuda.
© Copyrighted 1997
5 August 1997
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